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Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot"

 

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big kahuna

Aug 20, 08 11:07

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Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot" Can't Post

Does anybody take this escapee from the local raisin ranch seriously? Normally, I'd say that Keith Olbermann outdoes this guy on a blow-for-blow basis, but his obvious willingness to ingest the Obama nectar of the gods has lately outdone even the Grand Poobah of latent Bush/McCain Derangement Syndrome.
Apparently, it must have not been enough for Jack Cafferty on Monday to merely call Barack Obama’s overseas trip “almost flawless” on Monday’s The Situation Room. On Tuesday’s program, Cafferty opined that it was a “mystery” that Obama didn’t have more of a lead in the polls. “It seems like that Obama should be miles ahead of McCain when you consider the political climate. Americans can no longer stand President Bush or the Republican Party or the war in Iraq, and, of course, there’s the deteriorating economy.” He continued: “…Obama has run a pretty flawless campaign, highlighted by that hugely successful trip overseas last week. John McCain, on the other hand, spent last week making one mistake after another.”
Pretty flawless, Jack? How do you so quickly forget issues like the Illinois senator’s church that he attended for two decades and his pastor, Reverend Wright? How about his “bitter” comments about people in Pennsylvania? Time to be put down like Old Yeller, Jack. Your diaper is full and ripe with the odure of unfullfilled Obama Coronation enuresis. See ya!! BK


MattinSF

Aug 20, 08 11:11

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Re: Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot" [big kahuna] [In reply to] Can't Post

the word of the day in Kahuna's elevator TV screen..."enuresis"
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HOPE is a plan that worked. CHANGE is a plan that worked. BELIEVE is a plan that worked.


squid

Aug 20, 08 11:16

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Re: Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot" [big kahuna] [In reply to] Can't Post

my dick's bigger than your dick!


jryan

Aug 20, 08 11:26

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Re: Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot" [big kahuna] [In reply to] Can't Post

"Does anybody take this escapee from the local raisin ranch seriously?"

Should we take you seriously?


jacknine

Aug 20, 08 11:42

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Re: Jack Cafferty: Green Day's REAL "American Idiot" [big kahuna] [In reply to] Can't Post

Maybe it is because people are realizing that McCain has superior judgement.

How is that, you ask?

He saw fit to marry a beautiful, rich woman with big boobs who owns a brewery.

Good enough for me.