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SAMOK
Mar 16, 04 17:07
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Do you really think that's a picture of Becca? For starters, have you ever seen a female triathlete with big hair like her? She would look like a beautiful version of Marge Simpson when she puts on a bathing cap. I think someone is pulling your leg. There's always Tom D. though. Sorry to burst your bubble,
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Becca
Mar 16, 04 17:17
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Believe what you want SAMOK. I thought the first pic I posted would be enough proof. And it doesn't really matter to me if you believe me or not. When Bjorn, or Clas, win their first of many IM, I'll post a nice pic for them...with THEIR pic between my non-photoshopped breasts. So until then, I hope they train hard, because I'll be cheering for them. ;)
BTW...ever heard of Lori "Big Hair" Bowden??
SAMOK
Mar 16, 04 17:22
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Nothing would make me happier than to be proved wrong, for Bjorn and Clas' sake. The picture thread is the funniest thread I've seen on Slowtwitch, and thank you for making all of us smile and laugh. You have a lot of guts! :-).
Pain is temporary. Pride is forever.
Hid
Mar 16, 04 17:51
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Sorry to burst your bubble...
Lokelani McMichael has long hair.
http://outside.away.com/...12/200312_xx_11.html
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JohnA
Mar 16, 04 18:56
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Becca is Mr. Tibbs... And Mr. Tibbs is hot!!!
Tom Demerly
Mar 16, 04 19:47
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Tom D? WTF? How did I get dragged into this crap? I have no role in this.
vidaeboa
Mar 16, 04 20:49
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"How did I get dragged into this"
don't sweat it, tom. while i don't exactly understand why samok referred to you, i do know one thing: we slowtwitchers hold you in high regard, and so your name appears in everything from serious technical posts to fun, mindless posts about breasts and whatnot.
i hope you take our dragging you into these messes as a sign of affection
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Tom Demerly
Mar 16, 04 21:19
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To a degree I'm certain I've brought it on myself.
No worries.
SAMOK
Mar 16, 04 21:38
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Tom, like others said, you're held in the highest regard. In an earlier post, you had discussed your admiration for Bjorn's cycling skills. Although you may not have Becca's alleged bodacious body, with the promise of a quasi-nudie photo (which would enclose another photo of Bjorn or Clas, should either one of them win), you're a decent booby prize, as your writing skills about the lore of notorious Bjorn provides him with invaluable publicity.
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Tom Demerly
Mar 16, 04 21:53
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I appreciate your kind words and thoughts. I always think of everyone on this forum as a friend. This is a unique little community we have here, and I think you can tell how important it is to me by the amount of time I spend here.
Thank you very much.
SAMOK
Mar 16, 04 22:06
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I also enjoy reading the forum, as it follows the full gamut from triathlon topics to terrorism in Spain, with many off topic subjects. Although I read voraciously (CNN, Economist, NYTimes, BBC etc), I find that many political debates here provide me with additional perspectives that I never considered.
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Tom Demerly
Mar 16, 04 22:08
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I am consistently impresed by how well read and intelligent the posters on this forum are.
Not a day goes by when I don't fail to learn something here.
Mr. Tibbs
Mar 16, 04 22:30
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Your goddamn right I am.
Mr. Tibbs will justify your sins.
Mr. Tibbs
Mar 16, 04 22:32
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"Tom, like others said, you're held in the highest regard."
No. No, he isn't.
Mr. Tibbs will justify your sins.
bjorn
Mar 17, 04 0:44
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I don't think you should take the posts in those threads that seriously(if you did). I think everyone is well aware of how things work on chat/forums on internet.
Santa claus doesn't exist??!
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Mr. Tibbs
Mar 17, 04 5:20
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Well bjorn I for one think your a bad ass. How tall are you? Ever heard of Team Secondhand Racing?
Mr. Tibbs will justify your sins.
BrianE
Mar 17, 04 6:03
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After years of being involved in competitive swimming, I have always been amazed by the amount of hair those girls could cram into those caps!
My concern is for Bjorn and Clas - with a "carrot" like that being dangled in front of them. I fear that the competition could get violent
smartasscoach
Mar 17, 04 6:04
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"Tom, like others said, you're held in the highest regard."
No. No, he isn't.
Oooops... LOL...
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Matt B
Mar 17, 04 6:10
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Do not deceive yourself young grasshopper. Posts about breasts are never mindless.
"Yeah, I like Texas. Ain't it fine here?" Pat Green
Mr. Tibbs
Mar 17, 04 6:12
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Oh the truth you tell. Boobs oh yeah boobs.
Mr. Tibbs will justify your sins.
SAMOK
Mar 17, 04 10:12
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I had no idea that the chicks could fit all of that hair into bathing caps. Apparently there's more "Becca pictures".... Does Santa Claus exist after all?! Hmmm...
Pain is temporary. Pride is forever.
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jhc
Mar 17, 04 11:29
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I want to see a pic of Becca in nothing but a swim cap....
...holding a sign that says "I want some Tom Demerly man-lovin' "
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Mr. Tibbs
Mar 17, 04 14:14
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"Tom Demerly man-lovin'"
Yeah I bet Tom is into man-lovin'.
Mr. Tibbs will justify your sins.
Matt B
Mar 17, 04 14:17
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Lay off Tom. He's got relationship issues.
"Yeah, I like Texas. Ain't it fine here?" Pat Green
OCTriGeek
Mar 17, 04 14:26
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Tom is a good man. Don't "F" with him. Don't make people choose between him and you. You will lose. Learn to spell.
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