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danielito
Nov 6, 09 10:00
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Re: Who has grossed out the family? [Devlin]
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Share your experiences.
Which would you like me to start with? The half digested blood spattering off the ceiling from a projectile vomiter with a stomach bleed, or the gangrenous protruding bowel of a gang banger knife victim? :D
You think your seat smells, bad, I got news. In the world of smells, that doesn't even make the list. :D :D
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Fournier's gangrene. If the smell doesn't quite make you gag, the sight of gangrenous genitalia will push you the rest of the way over the edge.
SProboscis
Nov 6, 09 11:04
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Re: Who has grossed out the family? [TriHanrahan]
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I have 3 sons with my wife. She is the only girl in the house. Thus, she is grossed out at every turn. She is now on a mission to teach them that she is not just one of the guys, and that girls need to be treated differently.
Devlin
Nov 6, 09 12:19
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Re: Who has grossed out the family? [danielito]
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Which would you like me to start with? The half digested blood spattering off the ceiling from a projectile vomiter with a stomach bleed, or the gangrenous protruding bowel of a gang banger knife victim? :D
You think your seat smells, bad, I got news. In the world of smells, that doesn't even make the list. :D :D
John
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Fournier's gangrene. If the smell doesn't quite make you gag, the sight of gangrenous genitalia will push you the rest of the way over the edge.
Now that's one I haven't seen. I think I might be glad. :D
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TomNYC
Nov 6, 09 13:44
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google image is not your friend on this one.
danielito
Nov 6, 09 13:47
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The treatment isn't pretty, either. Debridement of the necrotic tissue frequently results in two testes hanging in the breeze with no scrotum left and a penis completely stripped of all skin.
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Nov 6, 09 13:48
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so that explains those things that i saw ... that i can't unsee ...
Gandalf
Nov 7, 09 7:19
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Nov 7, 09 8:41
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WTF!!! I can't finish by breakfast...
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Nov 7, 09 20:24
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Ahh the stinky shoes. I have two stories, one involving shoes....so yes, I think I can gross out the family from time to time.
I had a situation where I flatted about 30 miles out of town this summer. My C02 didn't work because the seal on the inflator had rotted. So I had to wait for the family pick up. The shoes I wore were 5 years old, had never seen a sock and were pretty bad. Problem was on this day it was about 90 degrees with humidity. Now my wife usually gives me shit about every tri-related purchase I make. On this day, I threw all my stuff in the back of the SUV as we drove home. The smell from my feet and the shoes in the back created the most putrid smell. The kids / wife were gagging and hanging out all the open windows as I sat and giggles like a lobotomized mental patient. She immediately suggested I go buy whatever new bike shoes I wanted regardless of cost. Got a sweet pair out of it.
The second gross item is different. We all get blisters and some of them are nasty. When I get home from a run, especially if it was a hard or long run, I pull of the shoes and socks as I'm rehydrating and inspect the blister / toenail damage. This used to gross out the kids, now they are fascinated by it. They've seen so many times now that they want to inspect the blisters and sometimes pop or drain them and help remove the loose skin. Crazy I know. Only here would I share such stuff. Cracks me up though. Other kids in the neighborhood get a blister and freak out, when my kids get them, they do the same things I do, inspect and decide what the best course of treatment is...no freakout or complaining at all...and they are 3 and 7. And they fetch me beers from time to time.
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